I spent the majority of my childhood waiting for my father to come home and punish me for tormenting my mother into insanity.
One particular moment stands out among all my torture techniques: The day I locked every key to everything my parents owned—house, cars, barns, you name it— in my mother’s station wagon.
I thought it would be hilarious to see the look on my mother’s face when I told her every key she owned was locked inside her car she would not be able to get those keys until dad came home.
I wanted to get even with my mother for telling me she was not taking us kids to the store to buy us candy.
“Your father will buy you each a box of salt water taffy when we go out to the island for the summer. Until then no candy. Eat fruit.”
Who the hell wanted fruit when there was a drug store full of candy waiting to rot my teeth out of my young head?
“I don’t want taffy,” I demanded, “I want sour balls!”
“No. And that’s final. Go play with your little brother, I have to get dinner ready.”
When my mother said something was final, there was no changing her mind. That’s when I decided to revolt in anarchy against my mother and change her mind for her and make her sorry she did not give into my demands.
My childhood antics were not unlike the government telling us we must do what it says, despite their “doings” being unconstitutional acts against the people.
I took every, single key to everything, and, with an “I’ll show her” smile on my face, walked outside to the car to execute my plans.
I needed help with the heist and lock-down—my innocent four year-old brother. I was not unlike the government that always preys on the ill-informed to achieve its goal.
“Let’s play a game, and trick mommy.” I told my little brother.
Oh yes, a game would be fun to an innocent four year-old without a clue that the game had consequences. I wasn’t thinking about consequences, I was thinking about the horrified look on my mother’s face when I showed her what I could do to her if she didn’t give in to me. And then she would be sorry!
And just like that I tossed the keys into the car, locked the doors, and laughed.
My little brother, thinking it was a game, laughed and ran to tell our mother what we did.
“Mommy, mommy,” my brother yelled, running back to the house, “we put all your keys in the car and locked the doors!”
My mother’s back was to us, her back stiffened when she heard the news and she slowly turned to face us, “what did you say?” She asked.
My brother was jumping up and down with joy. “We took all your keys and locked them in the car, and now you can’t have them!”
My mother was silent, a bit too silent as she looked at me, her eyes, squinting, her mouth tight, knowing a four year-old could not do this on his own.
Like the government, I never listened and my anarchy against the property owner backfired. I was about to learn my lesson! I was going to die! And I hadn’t seen the season finale of Hawaii Five-0! But unlike Jack Lord’s hair, I was not indestructible!
My mother looked at me and calmly asked, “What-have-you-done?”
“Mommy, I told you.” My brother said jumping up and grabbing my mother’s hand. “We took all the keys and locked them in the car.”
Looking back, my little brother was like watching a three foot tall Joe Biden with foot-in-mouth disease talking to the press.
I didn’t answer my mother, I couldn’t; I was too busy choking on my stupidity and my drying spit. My mother walked past me, out the door, down the back porch steps (the eerie sound of Ennio Morricone music from every Clint Eastwood spaghetti western could be heard wafting through the air), and to the car. My mother pulled on the locked doors, and then she turned and looked at me, and with a tone in her voice I have only heard James Coburn use before he shot someone in the head: “Just wait… until your father gets home.”
I was going to die, and the only one who would be sorry was me!
That three hour “wait for your father to come home and smack the stuffing out of your rear-ends” (that occurred as often as an Obama vacation) was hell. My younger brother, who was the innocent victim of my anarchy said, “I’m just a kid, only old people are supposed to die.” At age four he would have made a great Democrat president.
My father came home to a typical evening: “You would not believe what your children did to me today! I’m frazzled! They were horrid! They tormented me all day long! Your daughter never listens to me! I can’t control her, and, she locked all the keys in the car!”
When I tormented my mother, I was my father’s daughter.
The killing was always a prelude of guilt lectures fathers have the habit of giving before the physical punishment: “Do you realize what you put your mother through? Do you care about your mother? If you love your mother, you won’t torment her and make her have a nervous breakdown. You know, you only have one mother.” When my father corrected and punished me, I was my mother’s mental disorder.
My father beat me with guilt for destroying my mother’s sanity…which incidentally she lost daily, but planned on getting even by becoming a grandmother: “Wait until you have kids, then you’ll see what it’s like!”
My parents should have been CIA interrogators!
After a long lecture that included a Biblical teaching about Jesus obeying His mother even though He was her God and Savior, I wished my father was James Coburn! The spanking was painless compared to guilt-loaded lecture.
I spent most of my childhood tormenting my mother, because it was fun. I never pulled the same stunt twice, but there were so many buttons to push, I kept on with my rebellious treason at my mother’s expense until my father came home and shut me down. The only problem is, I was like the sun: I rose every day and didn’t go down until it was dark.
My actions that day did not serve me well. I was sent to bed without dinner and TV. So was my innocent brother. My parents and my older brother ate, and watched the season finale of Hawaii Five-0…I finally saw 43 years later on ME TV!
By the time I was 13, I lost the desire to torment my parents. I left that to my younger brother. By the time I was 16, I didn’t have to wait for my father to come home: He put me to work in his stores after school where my energy could be put to the more productive use of always making the customer right.
I should point out that fate got even with me a couple years-ago in July when the temperature was 100 degrees and humid. I put my dogs out and after 10 minutes they would not come back inside without me going outside to chase them back into the house. Before I could get inside, one of the dogs hit the door… and it shut… hard, and I was locked outside in the heat for five hours…without a key to unlock the door.
Like that night so long-ago, I had nothing for nourishment but water, this time from a garden hose. And once again, I had to wait for my father to come home!
Yes, if you’re wondering, my mother laughed at me and what happened to me that day and asked me if I remembered the day I locked her keys in the car. Mom thought it hilarious that children didn’t lock me out, my dogs did!
Happy mother’s Day Mom!
So, Bruce Jenner is a woman trapped inside a man’s body. So says the Wheaties cover boy who told Diane Sawyer God made a mistake and played a joke on him: God put a girl inside a man’s body:
For all intents and purposes, I am a woman. My brain is much more female than it is male. That’s what my soul is. Bruce lives a lie. She is not a lie… I can’t do it anymore…I am not gay. I am, as far as I know, heterosexual. As far as I know, I’ve never been with a man, as far as I know.
Jenner said he’s not attracted to men, he likes women, he’s attracted to women, he’s even had a great sex life with all of his wives, but now wants to wants to have it as a woman.
So, Bruce wants to be… a lesbian. I’m wondering what that makes his wife Kris Jenner.
The fact that Jenner doesn’t know if he’s ever had sex with a man has me questioning what his reality is beyond TV. I’m pretty sure you men out there would know if you had sex with a man, unless you got yourself so drunk, you couldn’t tell the difference between Rue Paul and Rue McClanahan.
Jenner further claims he’s suffered all his life: He’s contemplated suicide because he’s really a woman trapped in a male body. So now the queen of the Kardashian clan is changing into a woman, literally.
Oh no you’re not you son of a “B!” You can take all the hormones you want to make your face and body feminine (despite that fact you make Betty Davis’ psychotic “Baby Jane” look normal), and you can swallow and inject everything that makes your man breasts grow into the only authentically grown breasts in Hollywood, and lop those boys off, and heaven knows what else you’re doing to change what God created, but you are never going to be a real woman, or the mother of your six children (thrilled their Olympian dad is becoming a multi-tasking woman) until you suffer every month like a real woman, or pull off the ultimate change—give birth!
I’m sick and tired of transgenders. Give me a break! Those who want sex changes are just as obnoxious as so-called bi-sexuals: All they want is equal opportunity sex! If the rest of us have to choose, you do too!
To you men who want to be women: Get a second wardrobe like a drag queen! Your wives will be thrilled and your children won’t be screwed up over the fact dad just turned into the most bizarre version of Gloria Allred.
Yes, Bruce Jenner, you’ve morphed into Gloria Allred, and I’m not sure that’s a good thing for anyone.
Sweden may be able to pin one on the donkey for women who want a pair, or give it an axing for men who want to be women, however, until you male transgender crybabies experience monthly cramps, migraines, 10 to 15 pounds of water retentive bloating that prevents you from wearing anything in your closet except clothing the fashion industry pawns off as “boyfriend cloths,” or, you spend nine months vomiting, while gaining 75 pounds before you spend 36 hours with hard labor pains before you have to push an 8 1/2 pound kid out your ass, YOU’RE NOT A WOMAN BRUCE JENNER!
People like Jenner assume they’re changing their gender and sexuality to make their lives better, (while freaking out the rest of us), but they’re setting themselves up for a dangerous, emotional crash.
Paul R. McHugh, M.D., a retired Johns Hopkins Hospital psychiatrist-in-chief says it’s “biologically impossible” to change one’s gender/sex. McHugh says the LGBT groups are wrongly convincing homosexuals, deemed “gender confused,” that they can change their gender/sex by undergoing “sexual reassignment surgery,” when in fact such actions are proven to cause severe mental illness—suicide being the danger:
[B]eginning about ten years after having the surgery, the transgendered began to experience increasing mental difficulties. Most shockingly, their suicide mortality rose almost 20-fold above the comparable non-transgender population.
McHugh further points out that changing one’s sex is a choice, it’s not gender confusion:
When children who reported transgender feelings were tracked without medical or surgical treatment at both Vanderbilt University and London’s Portman Clinic, 70 percent to 80 percent of them spontaneously lost those feelings.
I would think a guy married as often as Jenner would have plenty of experience with the spontaneity of female hormones. Most men run and hide from their wives every 21 days, this moron wants to become a hot flash.
You’re not a woman Bruce, and you’re not confused, you’re a selfish, leftist, progressive brat who wants to have it both ways, and no matter how hard you try, unless you can really pull off what every authentic woman goes through every month, or during pregnancy and labor, you’re a gay man!
If Jenner feels suicidal now, just wait until the overloaded hormonal effect kicks in.
My latest piece is up at PJ Media.com where my conservative manifesto for defeating the counter culture, leftist progressives tears into them like a dog on a bone, the reason my editor nicknamed me “The General Patton-Meets-Cruella De Vil of the Internet.”
I believe in fighting back to win. Remember, “No one ever won a war by dying for their country. They won by making the other dumb poor bastard die for his country!” So if you want to win, destroy your opposition and don’t apologize or play nice.
Check out the piece and let PJ know what you think in the comments section below the column: http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2015/04/20/10-rules-for-victory-i-learned-from-general-george-s-patton-cruella-de-vil/
The so-called sexually confused about their birth have been demanding “Gender Neutral Restrooms” for all public restrooms. The poor darlings, puzzled into psychological disorder over being born the gender opposite the gender they want to be, demand rights to expose (what is and always should be private between the sexes) their three “S’s” with everyone.
Not if I’m in that public restroom! I’ll show you the full meaning of privacy rights as a real woman!
Congrats brats! Obama has gender neutralized restrooms at the White House:
For the first time in history, the White House has designated a gender-neutral restroom for visitors and staffers—the latest in a series of steps the administration has taken to protect the rights of members of the LGBT community.
This is a political propagandist push to force everyone into excepting sexual intrusiveness despite the Left’s demands Americans have personal rights–abortion comes to mind. The latest sexual rights demand is about sodomizing traditional America’s privacy all together. The Left doesn’t believe in personal beliefs or rights (other than theirs) or the privilege to keep certain things about our bodies exclusive to ourselves.
Concerning public restrooms, states like Florida have legislature prohibiting men from entering opposite sex restrooms for good reason:
Single-Sex Public Facilities: Provides purpose & legislative findings; requires that use of single-sex public facilities be restricted to persons of sex for which facility is designated; prohibits knowingly & willfully entering single-sex public facility designated for or restricted to persons of other sex; provides criminal penalties; provides private cause of action against violators; provides exemptions; provides applicability with respect to other laws; provides for preemption (CS/CS/HB 583).
Note: People cannot “knowingly & willfully” enter a “single-sex public facility.” Doing so is considered a crime, because men entering women’s restrooms might be doing so to commit a sexual crimes.
The Single-Sex Public Facilities is setup to prevent sexual attacks and acts of perversion:
Single-sex public facilities are places of increased vulnerability and present the potential for crimes against individuals using those facilities, including, but not limited to, assault, battery, molestation, rape, voyeurism, and exhibitionism.
Without such laws, sex offenders can use the gender neutral excuse to enter the ladies room and attack women or young girls. Don’t think something that despicable will never happen with enforced gender neutral laws.
Gender-Neutral laws are advocated and pressed on society by the same people who believe pedophilia is a sexual lifestyle and the age of sexual consent should be lowered. These cultural envelope-pushers also aid and abet military traitors with rights to undergo sex-change operations as reward for treasonous actions against the United States.
The transgender, cross dressing, sex-changed, homosexual, and the latest sexuality title– Intersex person–are a bunch of left wing want-it-all brats, trampling everyone else’s rights for their self-gain. And their carnal wants are heavily funded by billionaire George Soros’s “Open Societies Foundation” and “New Beginning Initiative” that is assisting President Obama’s policy changes on behalf of homosexuals hell-bent on tearing down the bridges of nature and creation.
Society better not question that dangers of going beyond the sexual norm. As the Gay Movement says: Accept, give in, tolerate, or lose.
Everything immoral has become norm.
Consider Time Magazine promoting homosexuality as part of God’s intention for human sexuality with its kissing gay couple cover,
The picture of a nation of immovable factions dug into ideological trenches is belied by this increasingly uncontroversial controversy. Yesterday’s impossible now looks like tomorrow’s inevitable.
Time even insinuates that Kind David’s love for his best friend Jonathan (King’s Saul’s son) was homosexual, otherwise why would David say he “loved Jonathan.” In other words, people can’t love someone of the same gender as a friend without it being sexual.
The kiss has been quite a powerful political weapon in the gay arsenal for a while now. And checking our archives, it’s rather amazing how important the ‘gay kiss’ has been to our political struggle over the years.
Time’s “gay kiss” is a “powerful political weapon,” in the “gay arsenal?” In other words, ammunition against us nasty heterosexuals who believe in God’s creation of man and woman, not other sexual life-styles.
Let’s pacify every sexual desire and life-style to the point we rid America of gender. Just pee on traditional values, compel people to accept any and all sexuality or deem them hate-filled bigots.
Homosexuality is everywhere—TV, movies, books, magazines, advertisements, HGTV home buyers and decorators, magazine layouts, because you know, every other person on the planet is gay even though only 1% of the American population is homosexual. Next stop, Sweden!
I don’t care if the supposedly sexually confused feel they were born the wrong gender, I don’t give a flip if you sexuality pushers assume rights to use opposite sex restrooms or changing rooms, the ladies room is for women and the men’s room is for men.
Boys and men over the age of needing mommy’s help to use the privy or trying on clothing, stay the hell out of the ladies rooms! Especially if I’m in there, unless you want to come face-to-bag with my super heavy Italian handbag I know how to wield like a battlefield Roman warrior.
As far as women go, we better stand up and assert those women’s privacy rights the feminists claim we have or urinals and perverts will become fixtures in our turf where our young daughters will be effected negatively, or trained to think men and women should not have boundaries and discretion. When that happens, everything dangerous will overrun this society already trashed with perversion.
I spent the weekend watching one of my favorite movie series: Die Hard. I love Bruce Willis’s John McClane. McClane is a well-mannered, good guy/tough guy New York City cop, who doesn’t tolerate anything unacceptable, especially terrorists who want to destroy America.
McClane’s good manners allow him to move within any circle of people and talk to anyone on any level, but common sense always prevents McClane from being the victim of those who wish to coerce him and others to give in and bow down to evil.
Manners are completely different than tolerance. For one thing, tolerance means you accept and put up with anything and everything, even when you do not agree or like those things. Sinus infections come to mind. I’ll use that example since millions of Americans suffer from sinus trouble and must tolerate their nasal allergies in order to go about their daily lives. Manners, however, demand we display certain behavior given situations and circumstance. Good manners stipulate we never accept bad behavior. Manners stipulate we address anything wrong and stop it, because poor behavior is simply intolerable.
Common sense is part of good manners, but common sense never tolerates anything wrong. We have gone from a society of good manners and common sense to tolerating wrongs so we are not deemed bigoted, or heaven forbid, wealthy! Wealthy is a new “F” word used to shame anyone with the audacity to have more than others, who should not have to do without while others have, or to steal what others have—think ‘Die Hard” nemesis Hans Gruber.
Once, good manners said that the poor-man’s attitude was not only rude, it was jealousy that had no place in a society where people are able to work and earn and own without class restrictions. Now, we hate the rich and aspire to poverty. We despise America and tolerate illegals crashing our borders and stealing American jobs and driving down once higher wages that helped move Americans up the financial ladder. Achieving is considered wrong, begging is more sensible.
Common sense says never tolerate anyone invading our country. Now we remain silent about illegal aliens, even though they are violating the laws of the United States, and Islamic terror, despite its violent attacks on the United States, because it is intolerant to openly show disdain for criminals and terrorists.
We tossed common sense and manners for idiocy and appeasement.
We used to view the world from the John McClane common sense point of view. We used to be patriotic and nationalistic toward this country we believed must be defended and protected. As civilians, we believed it a moral duty to speak out and defend our country while men and women in uniform protected us on the battlefield. We civilians saw ourselves as soldiers on the home front who must fight the good fight. We used to be John McClanes. Now we despise American patriotism because it offends other countries and people who hate us, and we don’t want to insult our detractors.
The Left has convinced Americans to be ashamed of themselves, but tolerate those who hate us as penance for our white, Judeo-Christian heritage. The end result of our tolerance is ignorance making us lose all decorum in order to save face.
By now you are asking: Isn’t tolerance another way of being polite? No, tolerance is an inappropriate way to allow the Left and our enemies to subdue us and our nation. John McClane had fabulous manners. He demonstrated respect toward police officers in other cities he warned, even when they laughed at his warnings and demonstrated horrid manners toward him. But that did not pull him to his detractor’s level. He rose up, fought, and won.
A patriot is not a wimp, nor is the patriot rude. Patriotism requires good conduct or the enemy easily gains the upper hand, as seen in the Die Hard movies when other police officers display jealousy and poor manners toward John, rather than respecting his intelligence skills. Who won in the end? Common sense and good manners or negotiating tolerance with the terrorists?
By now you are asking: Isn’t is wrong to make fun of someone or refer to an illegal as illegal? After all, human isn’t illegal. Yes, I have read the propagandist slogans used against us in order to indoctrinate us into one way of thinking—the Left’s way. A criminal action is just that, and human beings who commit illegal actions are criminals.
You’ve been trained not to call Islam a violent religion, despite the so-called religion of peace’s doctrine of slaughtering all non-Muslims being just that.
You believe negativity toward Islam is bigoted intolerance. That’s okay, shut up and tolerate attacks on America and don’t complain during your beheading.
Thank heavens John McClane didn’t worry about hurting the German Hans Gruber’s feelings or that anti-American, anti-capitalist thug would have made off with hundreds of millions in bearer bonds. John beat the snot out of Hans (Hans took John’s wife hostage and good manners dictates a gentleman never allows anyone to harm his wife. For that, the thug must suffer and Die Hard) and then shoved Hans out a high rise window to his death. Bravo for good manners and zero tolerance!
Tolerance and lost manners has cost this nation trillions in debt due to appeasing everything and everyone. Tolerance and lost manners has trashed the American Experiment as a useless dream big government needs to own and control. Good manners used to put a stop to government thievery, common sense used to crush government tyranny, this insane broadmindedness is so close-minded to liberty we have forgotten what liberty is. We’re too busy being patient.
John McClane is a gentleman, but he doesn’t have a single ounce of patience for anything that destroys this country. He kicks the living snot out of evil, without apologies. Apologizing for what is right is pathetic.
Wake up Americans: Stop being so tolerant. Tolerance is giving the enemy the upper hand.